May 2013
7 posts
3ridan:
riddlersgammon:
hyungstrider:
if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
April 2013
14 posts
eteo:
tariei:
tariei:
i wanted to find a picture of someone crying in the corner but i hit enter too fast and googled “crying in the corn” instead and this showed up
please stop reblogging this post im going to cry
are you going to cry in the corn
supjerbear:
Friends who buy you food are friends for life
ussawesome:
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
rneerkat:
*police lays arm on your head* youre under a wrist
slendyrunawaywithme:
shampoo for my real friends
real poo for my sham friends
lameborghini:
a game called ‘did my post get no notes because no one saw it or because it wasn’t funny’
March 2013
32 posts
hello male followers
how do i convince boys to like me this is for science
REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU ‘HI’ AND START A...
soulqueen:
controllare:
imagine if you sneezed and then spoke another language for the rest of your life
mirukaku:
one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”
http://instagr.am/p/XDBYHwFRhw/ →
school year: it's january 21st, a wednesday, 2:37 pm
summer: it's probably july
im done
yyoutuberss:
having to write emails to your teachers is the worst
like i have no idea whether just to be really proper and articulate or just go “yo wassup my nigga”
Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me
when i’m alone i pretend to be singing at my concert and pretend to be acting in a movie and pretend to be doing an interview on ellen don’t judge me
sycophancy:
riddlemetom:
unfollower:
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you...
“notice me,” i whisper as i continue to make no attempts to communicate with you
there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life
I have like 1 or 0 so yeah
